12 5 / 2023

cannibalchicken:
“your friends love you, your brain is just mean
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cannibalchicken:

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

12 5 / 2023

coughloop:

r/drugs is it okay to take another two warm cookies if i already had 3 warm cookies and a glass of milk an hour ago and should i brush my teeth before or after or does it matter

12 5 / 2023

bonyassfish:

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

12 5 / 2023

memorycycle:

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home

12 5 / 2023

classycookiexo:

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I’m living for these character bios for the movie D.E.B.s

12 5 / 2023

sulkings:

baby girl i have avoided situations that don’t even exist yet

(via strideerandflashlightgirl)

12 5 / 2023

bones-sprouts:

“ur in a transitional period of ur life rn” SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! TRANSITION DEEZ actually post cancelled i just almost said deez nuts in anger. i think i need to look deep within myself and make a change.

(via strideerandflashlightgirl)

12 5 / 2023

bogleech:

capitalismkillz:

poser-girl:

matrixonvhsanddvd:

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

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He would not fucking say that

Not in public but trust me I’ve known him since I was practically a child

(via hydrated-bag-of-bones)

12 5 / 2023

yellbug:

me when i remember it all

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(via hydrated-bag-of-bones)

12 5 / 2023

catgirl-kaiju:

spookijam:

fionn-o-nassus:

babyanimalgifs:

Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays 

(Source)

They’re so cute! Such

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

(via hydrated-bag-of-bones)